SO my sister and I are at different stages in life. She has little ones, mine are big. I work, she stays at home. (which is equally as hard if not harder just FYI) Anyways, they are much softer spoken than I am so when she called and told me what new words she and her husband taught my precious nieces and nephews I just knew I had to share.
First word up is freakin. You know kids, especially 4-6 year olds. The whole clean up your room the fastest trick stops working right in about here. SO they were asked several times, to go clean their rooms. The last time the word freakin might have been involved. My kids would not bat an eye. But like I said, softer spoken people there. My niece and nephew thought it was the FUNNIEST word they had ever heard. They started using it on the reg. Brush your freakin teeth! Read your freakin book! Laughing away. Of course my sister being the (better) good mom that she is, told them to stop.
Cue the next day. My BIL puts on my nephews spider mask on. EW! He said, this smells like pee! Smell it! My sister grabs it and smells. (glutton!) and says Gross! This smells like vagina! Cue my nephew who had made his way in the room. "Vagina? Vagina!"
I am dying on the phone with her. My nephew is the most intelligent kid I have ever been around. He likes his facts and he gets them right. Which makes my BIL explanation even better.
Oh buddy, vaginas are a type of cow!
Oh Okay Dad.
So all that being said….
Who wants to come with me to take him on his farm field trip next week, where i am sure there will be tons of FREAKING VAGINAS to see! :)